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Hiney (Likely Way too much info - read at own risk)

May 22nd, 2007 at 01:20 am

I go to the deli counter at the grocery store. The two clerks are talking to each other. The one is standing in front of me and I hear the sentence "I have a small hiney" just as I decide what I want.

I looked at her and asked he if she and her small hiney could help me. My tone of voice was more amused than anything else . Had her and her small hiney not came over I'd have been not so amused but she came right over and got my order and we started laughing.

We started talking and compared hiney's. Basically we came to the conculsion that she had a small white girl hiney and I have a black booty of a hiney.


So we got into a discussion of large vs small hiney's - she's the opposite body type to me - I luck out in that mine is the lower risk for a heart attack (small upper body relative to my large hiney, hips and thighs).

A surreal moment while grocery shopping.

4 Responses to “Hiney (Likely Way too much info - read at own risk)”

  1. homebody Says:
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    I have a small hiney with all my fat in the bad part of my body!

  2. LuckyRobin Says:
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    Oh, are you black? I've always pictured you as a blonde. Don't know why. Now I'm picturing you as a blonde black woman. LOL. Why do I still think you are a blonde? The mind persists.

  3. yummy64 Says:
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    Actually I'm a brunette Smile I'm not black!

    Tried blonde once. It really didn't work with my colouring at all. Dark brown eyes and brows don't work with blonde at all!

  4. LuckyRobin Says:
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    Yeah, blonde washes me out completely, too. I only ever tried it the once. Can't do black hair for the same reason. I either have to deal with my natural auburn or go brunette.

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